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Mr. T once heard that you cant spit on supermans cape, so he decided to try it. When he found superman though, he told him it was still in the wash from the day before when Mr. T used it as toilet paper.
One night Mr. T took a 9 p.m. train home. He still wont give it back.
Mr. T can walk on water and fire, but he prefers to walk on fools.
Things with more mass have more gravity. Therefore the majority of the universe is attracted to Mr. T's gold chains.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.